Monday, June 20, 2011

Contrary to popular belief...

Dearest Julia,

*Toilet water is not for brushing your teeth, splashing water, cleaning the floor, washing your hands, scrubbing your face, floating cups in, decorating with toilet paper, or drinking.

*Toilet Brushes are not for scrubbing walls.

*It is not ok to walk outside without clothes on.

*Dog food nuggets are not "cheerios"

*Dishwashing cubes are not jaw breakers (no worries, she didn't actually eat one)

*And spitting at your brother is not the same as him taking a shower.


*sigh

And that about sums up my day.

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